The United Socialist States of Communist Party of the Soviet Union is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 9.814 billion Communist Party of the Soviet Unionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Communist Party of the Soviet Unionian economy, worth 79.5 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,099 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Party of the Soviet Union's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist Party of the Soviet Union is ranked 38,441^st in the world and 1,986^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 105.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.